February 2012
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i love katy perry more than anything ugh why is she so perfect eopik;lgfbgfg
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sobs because everyone has 1D tickets but me
EVEN MY FUCKING SISTER HAS THEM
anberlyn:
when you start shipping 2 characters on a show you don’t even freaking watch.
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snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
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jessica proposed cause I helped her with her...
helloitseva:
excuse me while I feel loved.
i love you bby xo
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girl: im breaking up wit u Boy: ok can i get one last hug girl and boy hug Girl: are u covered in glue Boy: yea
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on twitter.
Tom: Hey! I'll tweet a lot and tell you guys what the hell I'm doing in that moment. I'll make fun about cats or food, reply some people and upload pictures about random nerdy things that fans loves.
Danny: YEEEEEEEEESSSS. I'll upload a picture showing my hand cause I'm damn cool. I'll write in really bad grammar and tweet silly things. Also talk with Roger Sanchez.
Harry: Hi! :-) I'll retweet a lot of tweets and add an amazing funny comment.
Dougie: POOPIE.
1612th:
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
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aimeesucks:
larry porn o.m.g
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You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
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At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME
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haildestroyer:
purefuckingevil:
stuartyoung:
How i feel about people who say Swag
oh my fucking god
This.right.here.
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